firefox-official:

defending myself in court with a shirt that says “i’m clearly lying”

peach-tia:

“download the app to continue!” what if I kill you

(via sailorunos)

chumbie:

gertrudefrankenstein:

So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

(via doctorcurdlejr)

doctorcurdlejr:

officialmisha:

misha collins, at a con, april 2022: so who’s an introvert? who’s an extravert? who’s bisexual? hehe i’m all three hehee surely this won’t have ANY consequences

also misha collins, 3 days later coming back from the abyss like jesus, on twitter: *looong apology that can be summed up like this:* look, actually, and it pains me to say so, but i am not, in fact, bisexual

warner brothers, on the phone, frantically:….haha… unless??? 👉👈

kimclitsuragi:

there are actually only 2 movie genres. the ones where u have to remain completely silent throughout the whole film, and the ones where u have to comment on whatevers happening on screen every 5 minutes

(via talistheintrovert)

septimusprime:

They call me millions knives cos that’s how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink

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deansnotstraight:

I say this wholeheartedly and without ironic intent. I hope supernatural continues to have drama for the next 10 years at least. I hope that in 2033 i can once again text my best friend saying “something is happening in supernatural” for the 5 millionth time.

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

(via sabertoothwalrus)

epilepticsaints:

austimpowerz:

sure you like fashion but are you, like, normal about fat people?

(via himejoshifreak)

genderpunktheo:

let yourself be a cliche if it makes you happy. go to coffee shops and order something with too many syllables. cry yourself to sleep sometimes. kiss in the rain. draw on your arms. write bad poetry. write better poetry. fill notebooks with your crushes and hopes and yearnings. feel everything for the first time.

(via sapphiccore)

one-time-i-dreamt:

I met a chick who recognized me by a really obscure picture from Tumblr. She tried super hard to make me guess which Bad Batch Tech blog she ran even though I follow like 20. She was very intimidating.

sincerethoughtsblog:

June: I confess I murder my rapist

Canada: it didn’t happen on our soil so we don’t give a crap girl. You owe 88 dollars cause you sent that dead man’s finger through our mailing system though. Pay online? Have an amazing day!